![]() ![]() Rose should have definitely tried to marry the Jazz Singer first or maybe a woman. It seems like Shrimpy’s Mean Wife and Atticus’ Mean Dad are going to really try to sabotage this whole true love thing. In the drawing room in London, Shrimpy and Shrimpy’s Mean Wife sort of bicker, as the Crawley’s await the arrival of Atticus’ family. It goes just okay.ĭownstairs in London, Anna’s plot thickens as does the tension between Thomas and the New Cast Member as Thomas straightens the New Cast Member’s bow tie and the New Cast Member sort of grimaces. Upstairs, Rose tries to bond with Shrimpy’s Mean Wife a.k.a. Immediately, Shrimpy’s Mean Wife causes a scene by refusing to share a room with her husband. Shrimpy and Shrimpy’s Mean Wife also arrive in London with sour expressions and no personal attendants. Is Thomas going to finally have a real love interest as a prize for good behavior? In London, enter a New Cast Member to help out the Downstairs Team at the wedding. In the library, Donk is talking to a guy about making plans for a tombstone for Isis, the Dog Who Is Not Affiliated With Any Terrorist Organization.Īt the Dowagers, nothing interesting happens with her help.ĭownstairs, Anna considers telling the cops that the Rapist was also her rapist.Įveryone leaves for London except for the babies because this isn’t Fashion Week, am I right? Donk is sort of suspicious about Marigold, but he’s not very smart so he’s not sure why he’s suspicious. I mean, do we know she didn’t do it? I feel like she was convinced Bates One did it so it can’t be her. ![]() Now.ĭownstairs, the Law & Order team is trying to victim blame Anna and also murder-blame her. In her drawing room, the Prince is propositioning Violet: “I wish to spend my final years with you…as a friend, as a lover.” OH MY GOD! Make. In the library, Carson and Donk discuss the war memorial and I take a nap. So the final episode is going to be about the war memorial? My pre-nostalgia is fading.Īt the Dowager’s house, the Prince is waiting in the drawing room and Violet is going to put on her lavender day dress! Are they finally going to kiss?! The war memorial plot line pops up again because apparently it’s just like the most interesting thing ever and so they have to unveil it after the wedding. In the drawing room, Mary is pissed that Edith is 1000x better at being a mom than her.ĭownstairs, Baxter continues to try to ingratiate herself to the Bateses, but those Mean Girls would rather die in prison than be nice to her for one single second.Īt the downstairs table, Baxter puts the moves on Molesley (tells him she’ll go to a museum with him in London). Edith plays with a very strangely vacant-looking Marigold and talks to Tom about the machine business in Massachusetts.ĭownstairs, it appears that the Law & Order team is coming back to interrogate both Mr. In a surprise move, Mary calls her dad Donk too and she possibly earns herself a spot in tonight’s rankings. Look, I know in Britain it’s called “Snakes and Ladders,” but this is America and I play by American rules here. In the library, Robert "Donk" Grantham is playing Chutes and Ladders with Baby Sybbie. I guess they couldn’t pay her enough to get her back for one entertaining episode? It also seems that Rose’s parents are dead broke and that Atticus’ Rich Dad (trying to ignore the blatant stereotyping here of my people) is going to save the whole family. The team does some exposition on such important topics as mixed-religion marriages and the status of Shrimpy and Shrimpy’s Mean Wife.ĭownstairs, Hughes does a little exposition of her own, letting all those O’Brien fans out there know that we will not be seeing her at Rose’s nuptials (she left Cora for Shrimpy’s Mean Wife, you may remember). The whole team is there except for Edith obviously because she’s just no fun. In a room somewhere, the future bride appears to be Rose, who is trying on outfits in front of the ladies. Either Rose is about to get hitched or Isobel is. In the kitchen, Patmore and Daisy are working on what appears to be a wedding cake! OMG. I’ll believe it when he's four years clean from being the Bad Guy. Is this a new Team-Player Thomas? He’s handing lists off to people in a non-sneaky way. Serious and in charge and not smoking in a corner. In a hall, Thomas looks positively not-dying. Is this the end? Does all the talk of changing times and America and real estate mean we’re soon to part ways forever? Maybe after next season? Only time will tell. We are here! The Penultimate Episode! Suddenly, I am feeling sad and pre-nostalgic for this season. ![]()
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